Blockbuster Employee, Tamagotchi Hand Model, Rugrats Baby…what can’t I do?

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Blockbuster Employee of the Month

Tamagotchi Hand Model


“I am I lost” by Nathan McBride © Unsplash

Whitman


I’m also “happy” to announce I’ll be attending every Disney 23 Expo until I shed this mortal coil.

“Harrison Ford” by Gage Skidmore per Creative Commons.


7) Wait, do you have more followers than me?

A man and woman embrace on their wedding day, with the sunlight peeking through the trees behind them.
A man and woman embrace on their wedding day, with the sunlight peeking through the trees behind them.
Man Wears White Polo Shirt Close-up Photography by Orione Conceição

1) Am I going to take your last name?

2) Do you think my cat looks cute in his hand-knit sweater?


Amelia Bedelia’s first backyard patio hang.

Anonymous guy rolling up joint on street by Enric Cruz López on Pexels


HUMOR

Life is hard under the weight of all these Olympic medals

Woman in Black Crew Neck Shirt Wearing White Earbuds by cottonbro.


HUMOR

For 10 years I bit my tongue

“Man in White Shirt Using Macbook Pro” by Tim Gouw on Pexels.com


SATIRE

Every Tim Robinson spec needs at least one mudpie

“Netflix” by vickygharat on Pixabay.


I just wanted to reach out and clarify what this audition is for so I can get into the right headspace.

Golden Retriever by aganyga, per Pixabay


Assorted-title Movie Case Lot by Lucas Pezeta on Pexels.com

Meghan Cook

sketch writer, stand-up, that person who writes those “Every Paul Rudd Movie Ranked” articles

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