I’m Harrison Ford And I’m “Happy” To Announce 85 More “Star Wars” Films

I’m also “happy” to announce I’ll be attending every Disney 23 Expo until I shed this mortal coil.

“Harrison Ford” by Gage Skidmore per Creative Commons.

Yeah, alright. It’s me. Acting legend Harrison Ford. You might know me from movies like Indiana Jones, Morning Glory, etc. Let’s skip the formalities. I’m here today because my…