Now Hiring Double Cheeseburgers

“The Perfect Cheeseburger” by Clay Banks on Unsplash

I was driving by one of my 18 local McDonalds locations the other day when I saw a strange ad on the sign below the golden arches.

It read: NOW HIRING/DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS.

I was baffled. So baffled that I missed the green light. As a rude man honked behind me, I pulled into the intersection and nearly hit a pedestrian on the crosswalk.